wayne on October 13, 2008
There's no point in buying a toilet that only pumps 1 gallon per flush if that one gallon turns into 3 flushes on those 'wow! what a movement!' days.
After the third listen to Andrea Bocelli's Romanza album, I still can't understand a thing he's singing about, but I want to sing along.
Monty Python is much better when the people you are watching them with are actually watching and not yakking about other things.
Idaho has foothills!
Having two cats and a dog is a good replacement for a single child, and less work.
Who stole my garden gnome? I miss my gnome, Crimble Cromble.
If a tidal wave decides to come rushing to swallow Southern California, I'll be sure to grab my pool noodles before it reaches me.
Tattooing ones genitals would surely hurt, but think of the pretty dragon/butterfly you can make!
Even though my desk has a 'Help Wanted' sign, there is no sign of help to be found.
The ocean is awfully salty. To increase your enjoyment, swim with limes and tequila.
I stress over raking my Zen garden. So much for that ever working.
Entrecard DropSurf