This is Kitty. Actually her name is Lil’ f**ker and it’s even on her paperwork, but we just call her kitty kitty, because sometimes there are kids around.
She’s the princess of the house and is completely irritated that her home has been invaded by another cat, and a big stinky dog (coming soon to a post near you). She was here first after all, so what are all these other fur-balls doing here? She might ask inquisitively.
She’s famous for hissing when the wind blows, or when she is forced into greeting the other animals around the house. Forced being they walk by her.
But we love her so, she is the princess of the house as we say. Never one to miss a meal, she’s always underfoot with a mew and quack. Yes, my cat quacks.
We talk back to them to encourage the use of their vocal chords. Yet another reason for Jacq to say ‘You’re a f**king idiot’ as lovingly as she does. hehe
Kitty Kitty was found years ago, she’s probably about 10 years now, plus or minus 2 or 3. Not that it matters really, the fact is she’s my baby and she knows it.
If you look closely enough you’ll see those toes are tattoo free, at least, I think those are my toes. I’d hate to say I see a little hair on those legs, so they must be mine. Only to have Jacq read this and those turn out to be hers. I feel the smack upside my head already. *damn* I’ve been known for calling out feet wrong before…I don’t want to talk about that. 
Finally, we have the great duck incident. . This was before Tigger and Brick, back when Kitty Kitty roamed freely, without having to leak any air towards other animals. Ah, those were the days of free meowing and endless plunder for Kitty Kitty. She managed to get one of the baby ducks from those two ducks you see in that picture. They’re about to mate and make my life a living hell. That’s a story in itself and will come later sometime.
I found Kitty next to Long Beach airport, just a baby still and whining her little hiney off in the rain. Yes, it was actually raining. I can’t make this stuff up people.
She was my way out of a class that I really didn’t want to attend in the first place, and I wondered why I signed up for it in the first place. I scooped her into a box, hit the classroom and simply looked and the teacher, wanting to tell her ‘hey, I have a cat here doing big eyes at me, what the hell you expect me to do with it?’ but really just saying, ‘I’m not going to attend tonight’ and leaving her wondering why the hell I even bothered to show up in the first place.
Kitty was coming home with me.
The first night at home, she literally slept on my head. On the pillow, but at the top of my head. I don’t think I shaved my head back then, so it must have been fuzzy for her…my hair is naturally curly…tmi. Sorry.
So as I write these words of love for my Kitty Kitty, I realize that if I roll my chair back any at all, I’ll never hear the end of it. Her tail is ever-present for my feet to do what I want with it. Kitty never likes it when I roll over her tail though. We had a discussion about that already, and I’ve agreed not to do it anymore.
That’s my lil f**ker for you. Isn’t she adorable?
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Holy crap, those are Wayne’s feet. He was playing sick, asked me to cover him up and that Lil’F***er was between his feet so, what could I do, I made a Wayne-Kitty burrito…hahaha
Just so all of you know, I get booted off the couch when Kitty quacks and she wants to be close to him, I am the one that moves over, in bed, she runs between us and then uses that wet pink nose to force pats on the head, if you don’t comply she settles her heavy compact body on your chest to show she is quite serious about the petting.
Wayne and kitty sniff each others noses and then settle to go to sleep as I am two feet away in my place where I belong….QUEEN? ummmm Yeah
[b]CATATUDE!!!!!!!![/b]
@Leslie – Thanks! The vet won’t even call her by her real name…
You know what…I have been working on a post for the past few months (yes, months) on how we got into our house. There’s a whole fiasco around that, and the post is already quite long. It’s the details and the ending that is the kicker. There was a whirlwind of events that ultimately led to this house. And! We did it with less than $2000 out of our pockets. A feat worthy of writing about I thought.
The pool was the one thing that made us say ‘This is the house we want’. It’s open for swimming if you can make it here!
What a great story. Love all the pics. Ki-ten is a rescue too. Love that you named her lil f**ker. Priceless. And I too am jealous of your pool.
@alex –
@Demeur – You are spot on there…she is the Queen.
@Adam – I recall seeing those to back in the early 80’s (I think it was…).
She may not be so little in the tum tum, but she is a bit short and squaty, definitely the runt of the litter.
My cat’s not heavy, she’s just well fed.
I do remember coming across a system for toilet training your cat.
She doesn’t look so little any more Wayne.
Great pix but I must say she’s not a princess she the queen. That’s a cat owners joke don’t ya know
Kitty looks/sounds like she has a lot of personality! And those are lovely feet, whomever they belong to!
@Tiffany – I only wish they could use the toilet, that would save me a bunch on litter! My dog tries to get under my desk, but he is way too big to be under there, so instead, I get the cats laying between my arms while I type away on the computer. lol
@Karen – The pool is mah-velous. It’s the perfect temp right now too(no heater at all). That’s actually the way the pool used to look. We’ve since replastered and put in a darker plaster, so the water is a deeper blue.
That cat LOOKS like she rules the roost. I totally jealous of the pool, I would never leave that place!
Wow can she use the toilet because I see her with toilet paper. LOL And she’s very cute. My bulldog sits on top of my feet whenever I’m at me computer. Yea all 50 pounds of her.