11 Random Thoughts on 11 Random Things

There’s no point in buying a toilet that only pumps 1 gallon per flush if that one gallon turns into 3 flushes on those ‘wow! what a movement!‘ days.

After the third listen to Andrea Bocelli’s Romanza album, I still can’t understand a thing he’s singing about, but I want to sing along.

Monty Python is much better when the people you are watching them with are actually watching and not yakking about other things.

Idaho has foothills!

Having two cats and a dog is a good replacement for a single child, and less work.

Who stole my garden gnome? I miss my gnome, Crimble Cromble.

If a tidal wave decides to come rushing to swallow Southern California, I’ll be sure to grab my pool noodles before it reaches me.

Tattooing ones genitals would surely hurt, but think of the pretty dragon/butterfly you can make!

Even though my desk has a ‘Help Wanted’ sign, there is no sign of help to be found.

The ocean is awfully salty. To increase your enjoyment, swim with limes and tequila.

I stress over raking my Zen garden. So much for that ever working.


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20 Responses to 11 Random Thoughts on 11 Random Things

  1. Wayne says:

    Beauty!

  2. Roger Green says:

    As promised: http://rogerowengreen.blogspot.com/2008/10/11-random-thoughts.html

  3. Wayne says:

    Ha Adam, you are still the 20 something, even though your body may be the 30 something….

    I seem to think that I may have inadvertently stolen that line from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy…seems I recall hearing something along those lines from him…

    Eh, I’m not going to worry about that…

  4. Adam says:

    I might have to have a random thoughts blog post on a monthly basis and just add random thoughts to it as the month progresses. I like the idea of swimming in the ocean with tequila and lime…or atleast the 20 something me likes it.

  5. Wayne says:

    You let me know how that feels there xgenesis…

  6. xgenesis says:

    Tattoo on the genitals? Hmmmm wanna try it sometime.

  7. Wayne says:

    Roger that Roger.

    Kikolani, it’s amazing how you know, when you walk in the kitchen, there is always something furry right behind you.

    You goof Ryan..lol

  8. ryan herman says:

    An angry potatoe with big ears.

  9. ryan herman says:

    angry potatoe

  10. Those are pretty funny. I have three cats and a puppy, and it’s like having a few children. Especially when I’m running between them all crying for food in the morning and cleaning up their respective potty places. :)

    ~ Kristi

  11. Roger Green says:

    swiping for monday

  12. Wayne says:

    Signe, yup, scraping by over here!

    Karen, why do I get the impression that you felt that as you read it?

  13. Karen says:

    Sorry about the gnome and frankly this visual of the genital tattoo may have scarred me for life

  14. Signe says:

    lol…nothing interesting to add, just well amused :)

  15. Wayne says:

    You’re probably right Jim, after doing my toes, I don’t think I need to “dandy up” my junk any.

  16. Jim says:

    YOu could get your garden gnome tattooed on your…well, that would hurt too so memories are probably best in that acse.

  17. Wayne says:

    Tammy, I guess it’s obvious huh? Actually, I worked on this for many days…many many da…er…alright…I’m scraping the sides of my brain to get this one done.

    Grabbing everything that floats and gets you drunk will probably be fine to grab Alex.

    Ryan, I’ve called Jeff, he’s down with that tattoo. Perhaps I’ll get my angry toast. Not on my balls though.

    lol…and the like…

  18. ryan herman says:

    I guess i’ll be getting my testicles and the like tattoed then. I’m thinking a potatoe

  19. alex says:

    So, I’m confused. Do I grab the pool noodles or the lime and tequila if the tidal wave comes?? Better play it safe and just carry the tequila around all the time! Also, I volunteer those yakking non-viewers of the Python boys for the genital tatooing.

  20. Tammy says:

    Hi Wayne.
    Nice idea for a blog post. I may borrow it sometime that I’m stuck for something to write about.

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